Klingon Warrior

I've been walkin' these decks so long,
Singin' my battle song,
I know every hatch in these dirty bulkheads of my ship.
Where battle's the name of the game,
And cowards get washed away like the mud in the rain.
There's been a load of strong emotions,
On the road to my promotions.
But I'm gonna be where the Emperor's smiling at me.

Like a Klingon Warrior!
Cruising fast on my ship just as far out as I can go.
Like a Klingon Warrior!
Getting commendations from admirals I don't even know.
And orders comin' over the phone.

Well, I really don't mind the pain.
And I've lost, as much as I've gained.
But you're doomed when you're bombing the plains
Of some distant planet.
And I dream of the things I'll do,
With a fighter squadron and a mauler cruiser or two.
There's been a load of strong emotions,
On the road to my promotions.
But I'm gonna be where the Emperor's smiling at me.

Like a Klingon Warrior!
Cruising out on my ship just as far as I can go.
Like a Klingon Warrior!
Getting commendations from admirals I don't even know.
And orders comin' over the phone.

Like a Klingon Warrior!
Cruising out on my ship just as far as I can go.
Like a Klingon Warrior!
Getting commendations from admirals I don't even know.
And orders comin' over the phone.


Parody copyright (c) 2010 Stephen V. Cole