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Friday, April 02, 2010

TALL DARK KLINGON

Tall Dark Klingon

Saturday night on Orion, Working for the GIA.
Sitting in a nest of Pirates. Brandy bottles on the way.

Incoming raider on the dock side, Full of people who are on the run.
Just about to call up the Star Fleet ships, When I heard somebody shootin' a gun.

A pair of 'ruptors made me head for the doors,
My temperature started to rise.
She was a tall, dark Klingon with a batlette,
Just a fighting and making them small.
With just one look I was a bad mess,
Cause that tall dark Klingon had it all.

I saw her heading to the dock port,
Like a tall walking big black cat.
An Orion said I hope that we're hidden well.
But I'm telling you she knew where we're at.

Well suddenly we heard the phasers, And everybody started to run,
A-jumping out of doors and port holes. Well I heard somebody shooting a gun.

Well the Captain was pinning my medals, And then she was right there at my side.
Well I told her not to run, Cause we're gonna have fun.

Well I've gotta be traitor, If I wanna hook up later.
With a tall dark Klingon with a batlette,
Just a little too much all in all.
Well, with just one look I was a bad mess,
Cause that tall dark Klingon had it all.
. . . Had it all.


Parody copyright (c) 2008 Stephen V. Cole