Fleet Captain Gold

Hello, I'm Tom Carroll
Take your SSD and have a seat.

It's a foolish challenge,
you better pick your ship out while you pray.

Wake up on turn seven, See your shuttles start to go down.
Lousy die rolls. You're my prey. But I never weasel out.

Did I make you HET? Make you break down?
Shatter your illusions of fame?
It is over now. Break out the towel.
Pick up your counters and go home.

Hello, I'm Tom Carroll.
Follow those who stood where you are now.

Die rolls make bad mistakes.
You better put your plasmas up for sale.

Did I make you HET? Make you break down?
Shatter your illusions of fame?
It is over now. Break out the towel.
Pick up your counters and go home.


Parody copyright (c) 2010 Stephen V. Cole