I FOUGHT THE GORN

Deadly battle near a ... red sun.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I thought that my ship had some ... big guns.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.

I miss my starship and I feel so sad;
I guess my war is done.
Well she was the best ship that I ever had.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.

Robbin' convoys at a dead run.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I miss my starship and I miss my fun.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.

I miss my starship and I feel so sad;
I guess my war is done.
Well she was the best ship that I ever had.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.

I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn won.
I fought the Gorn and the Gorn Gorn Gorn Gorn won.

Parody copyright (c) 2010 Stephen V. Cole