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Friday, October 01, 2010

THE BCH IS BACK

Other night, in a fight,
Klingon drones were closing on our right.
We are losing, and we're out of whack,
But the Klingon's gonna get it when the BCH gets back!

Shoot down the fighters, that's all right,
Fly into a minefield in an asteroid fight.
I can fight my best in your ambush zone;
I can win this battle when I launch my drone.

It's the BCH, it's the BCH, Oh, the BCH is back.
Saved our bacon as a matter of fact.
It's the BCH, it's the BCH, And she's better than you!
It's the way that it moves,
The things it can do.

She fights the way, with blood and gore,
Rubs their faces in an open sore.
I don't like death. My God, what's that?
Oh it's full of nasty habits when the BCH gets back!

It's the BCH, it's the BCH, Oh, the BCH is back.
Saved our bacon as a matter of fact.
It's the BCH, it's the BCH, And she's better than you!
It's the way that it moves,
The things it can do.


Parody copyright (c) 2010 Stephen V. Cole