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Friday, September 02, 2011

Klingons: 101 Ways to Just Say "No!" to Attacking the Alliance, Part 8

71. What the Hull for?

72. I mizia my ship and have to get back to it.

73. I saw the poster in Captain's Log #8.

74. My ship cloaked out and now I can't find it.

75. I just washed my Energy Allocation Form and can't do a thing with it.

76. I'm counting the tsetse flies in my labs.

77. My "Cloaking for Obscurity" class meets then.

78. I'm sorry but that subspace number has been disconnected.

79. I have to take my engines to the psychiatrist ... they're warped.

80. I'm studying for a blood test.

(to be continued)

c. 1992, Captain's Log #10, Amarillo Design Bureau, Inc.