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Friday, December 11, 2015

The Twelve Days of Christmas, Kzinti Style

Written by the BBS Gang

On the first day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
An antimatter armed probe!

On the second day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the third day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the fourth day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Four overloads!
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the fifth day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Five hit-and-run raids!
Four overloads!
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the sixth day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Six points in tractors!
Five hit-and-run raids!
Four overloads!
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the seventh day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Seven T-bombs laying!
Six points in tractors!
Five hit-and-run raids!
Four overloads!
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the eighth day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Eight sensors jamming!
Seven T-bombs laying!
Six points in tractors!
Five hit-and-run raids!
Four overloads!
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the ninth day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Nine Needle gunboats!
Eight sensors jamming!
Seven T-bombs laying!
Six points in tractors!
Five hit-and-run raids!
Four overloads!
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the tenth day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Ten phasers firing!
Nine Needle gunboats!
Eight sensors jamming!
Seven T-bombs laying!
Six points in tractors!
Five hit-and-run raids!
Four overloads!
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the eleventh day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Eleven fighters fighting!
Ten phasers firing!
Nine Needle gunboats!
Eight sensors jamming!
Seven T-bombs laying!
Six points in tractors!
Five hit-and-run raids!
Four overloads!
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

On the twelfth day of Christmas that Kzinti gave to meeee
Twelve drones a-launching!
Eleven fighters fighting!
Ten phasers firing!
Nine Needle gunboats!
Eight sensors jamming!
Seven T-bombs laying!
Six points in tractors!
Five hit-and-run raids!
Four overloads!
Three scatter-packs!
Two suicide shuttles!
And an antimatter armed probe!

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